The Manizer.

I'm starting to feel like a jerk. A reverse-womanizer. A manizer.

Already, just from 3 goofy Craig's posts, I have professional men practically banging down my email account, offering to take me out to expensive restaurants without even having seen my photo. Frankly, it's shocking. I've always had a certain touch with men, but I'm not used to this. Words touch. It's just freaky.

Who says there are no men out there? They get attached to me just from reading my profile. Or maybe they just want to get laid by the Sexy Little Clown. Can I even live up to my vivacious Craig's List profile? I'm afraid it's setting the expectations too high.