This Is Exhausting.

Holy Moses. The "Fix my lamp in return for pasta" ad got over 100 respones in 24 hours. I had to remove it. Writing the kindly form letter responses is a full time job. I have to categorize them into "Yeses", (13) "No Reply Warranted" (25) and "Kindly Form Letter" (67)

Here's my rejection form letter:

Hi. Thank you very much for offering to help me with my lamp. I'm writing this message because yours was thoughtful and appealing in some way, however I had to do major narrowing and had to choose those who seem to have some really unexpected commonalities with me. Thank you, though, for writing. Nathalie